Quotes of the day

Quotes of the Day
1. Keep your mouth shut and there won’t be a fuss
2. Stupid things don’t always happen to stupid people
3. Love is a crazy thing that’s why we have crazy people
4. Magic is what you call love at first sight
5. Never hang your head low people will walk all over you
6. When you miss someone its just remembering all the good time you had with them
7. Don’t let life pass you by, you pass life by
8. Don’t love anybody for their car, just love their car
9. Never stop loving because f you do you stop living
10. Don’t kill for love, kill because you weren’t loved (just kidding)
11. Don’t let life pass you by without asking for directions
12. Never ask a Dawg for directions because they only know how to get to the pound
13. Boys are weird. Girls are giddy. That’s why the world is crazy city.
14. Some people love me. Other people hate me. But thanks for making me the center of your ciy.
15. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You lost the fight, now your red and blue.
16. Don’t let life pass you by without asking for an autograph.
17. If you have gas, don’t drink slim fast.
18. Love is a word never heard.
19. Girls love dogs because heir cute. Girls love boys because their, well girls are crazy.
20. The thing girls and cats have in common other than their puuuuuuurfect is that they scratch.
21. If you don’t like airisol cans don’t get a dog.
22. Love is a crazy thing, that’s why people go crazy.
23. The age when people think they knw it all is called life
24. Bad feelings come and go. They’re the ones that show, so have more good feelings than bad.